Monday, October 31, 2011

The Reigning Horror Icons of the 80's

Halloween, I tell you. The more I have touched horror media, the more this holiday sticks into my mind, and during this year, specifically, I decided to hold a marathon surrounding two of horror cinema's largest franchises from the 80's, while I also watched two anthologies. It continues to be too bad for me personally that this holiday isn't celebrated nationally really over here.

There are a ton of movies surrounding this genre, and about 95% of them are absolutely horrible as far as average film qualities go. However, for about a roughly 20% of them in a whole as I predict, and I target horror fans then, they are worth watching, if you can forgive poor budgets, bad actors, cheap and predictable scares and many times stupid plots. And only about a mere 5% out there are truly recommendable for everyone, from critics to average joes, if you can handle the horror.

However, I won't talk anymore about the genre as a whole from now on. Instead, I would like to focus on three horror icons from the 80's that everyone is aware of if they have done basic research into these kind of films. I am talking about Halloween, Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street.

I know that there are other horror franchises out there, and some of them just as large as these three in particular, but as the title said, these three were simply all over the 80's, presented with their strong debuts, and from those inceptions onward, they kept getting worse and worse until you found the deepest pits of the art of milking awful sequel movies. And believe my word then, because I have at last saw each and everyone one of them, including the latest remakes, and three dedicated documentaries towards each of them.

I won't be talking about every sequel, instead, I would like to summarize each franchise with a few paragraphs.

HALLOWEEN


On this date, since at the very least several centuries, Halloween is celebrated, which at first was entirely different in its concept of a holiday than it is in present time. The well known Halloween franchise touches upon both concepts during its course, but the movies are, more to the point, about an immortal serial killer named Michael Myers.

The original film never clearly stated Myers's motivation in detail for doing these homicidal acts. Instead, they decided to let it remain a mystery, which therefore buffed up the tension of the story. Halloween and its antagonist tend to focus on babysitters, their friends, foster parents and other innocent humans usually residing in the fictional place known as Haddonfield, where they are killed off one by one.

The franchise is if you ask me, pretty average. Not even the earlier titles had left me profoundly fascinated by its design, or its cinematography, or its use of sounds. Nevertheless, they are worth watching up until Halloween 4. After that, it can no longer be saved, because the writers kept using terrible scripts to advance the story, and Halloween 6 and Resurrection are the lowest ranks for sure.

Favorite title: Halloween II(1981)

FRIDAY THE 13TH


The well known formula of Friday the 13th is "sex and gore", centering on the deaths of countless drunk and horny teenagers throughout the massacre films. It is a pretty popular game to send death wishes towards the many stupid characters.

It started with the accidental drowning of a misformed kid named Jason Voorhees while the caretakers of Camp Crystal Lake were too busy having sex. Driven by a twisted kind of revenge, Mrs. Pamela Voorhees ignites the start of the franchise in the original film, at first killing the original residents, and then returning in 1980 to continue her murdering legacy.

After being decapitated to death, the now grown up Jason watched in horror how his mother died, which in turn makes him all too unforgiving in the countless sequels. He is at first a very strong man who kills teenagers without any sweat, but starting with part 6, he becomes a zombified Frankenstein wannabe monster that still continues to kill people around the lake until he starts doing so randomly, and the latest sequels, Part 9 and Jason X, completely wrecked the antagonist, the franchise and the traditions for me.

There is no doubt that Friday the 13th is guilty of the worst kinds of horror sequels possible for me, but at least the first trilogy of the franchise is entertaining, interesting and even scary.

Favorite title: Friday the 13th Part 2(1981)

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET


Whatever you do, don't fall asleep. The female protagonist Nancy Thompson tells us about these golden words of advice in A Nightmare on Elm Street, trying to warn everyone from the frightful demonic entity known as Freddy Krueger, the man born out of a hundred crazy maniacs raping a nun.

The story of the premise, especially what the original already established is simply put an interesting take on the theme of dreams, combining that with horror and its dream similarity; nightmares. Pop up an evil villain from beyond, manipulating everyone’s dreams with deadly results and you’ve got Freddy’s motivation throughout the movies.

And despite that not every sequel was polished well, at the very least does each film have unique kinds of horror for you to find out. Because of the freedom the manipulation of dream killing has, the directors and their teams had free reign and fun to benefit from this rule the original made, thought out by Wes Craven. So basically each movie is enjoyable by itself, even if standard cinema qualities such as acting, cinematography or editing are poorly done. Speaking quite in general now though when talking about what made some of them below average. Anyway, there is no doubt for me that the franchise is very enjoyable, mainly because of the unique horror premise.

Favorite title: A Nightmare on Elm Street(1984)

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Breaking Bad



Breaking Bad is a popular TV series about a chemistry teacher gone bad by the time he hears of his dreadful news of having lung cancer. As if he is finally awake and alive now, Walter White leads a double life of a family man and a “cooker”, who eventually turns into a force of a drug producer along with his partner and former student of him, Jesse Pinkman, a professional but addictive drug dealer. Along the way, both of them must keep their personal lives stable with their hidden illegal work, while their partnership usually hangs on the edge because of the dangerous events happening, and because of their unmistaken differences.

The first season was just a warm-up, and the latter episodes of season 2 is where things started to get more thick and interesting. Some highlights of the series are in S2 a turtle with a severed head on its top walking around in the desert, then blowing up, killing policia, and Walter throwing a chemical on the ground and the building explodes partly in S1. The series continues to hold up well with Season 3, and Season 4 seems to be the best one yet.

It’s one of those series that doesn’t necessarily have a deep plot, but the direction of it and it's characters just continued to let me watch it. Character and plot development both are well done and most of the time, I wondered what would happen next. “Het kijkt lekker weg” I would say, in Dutch.
 



Rating: 8.0(Thanks to Season 4!)

Friday, October 7, 2011

Current State of Affairs for Nintendo

As a multinational corporation that has made many people happy especially in the last several decades, it continues to work hard, innovative and fulfilling towards their large group of costumers, stock holders and third parties.

Hardly anything of actual criticism can be said about Nintendo in present time, but sometimes the course of waiting inbetween quiet periods and exciting ones can be tiresome. Especially when we are talking about the latest generation available.

The Nintendo 3DS has yet to become a hot new handheld for me. Of course, this is it's first year, and look for example how many years the original Game Boy or the Nintendo DS had gotten out of their long life periods. From 1989 to 1998 and from 2004 to still ongoing.

But this is perhaps the first time since the Nintendo 64 days that I hold on to 1 game for so long, that it has been dissapointing so far that my 3DS has literrally been collecting dust since what, May 2011? It's true, Super Street Fighter IV 3D Edition wears off once you have beaten the game with every character and have seen enough of it's online mode that occassionally lags for me.

As pleasant as the free "Ambassador Program" is for early purchasers of the 3D handheld(which is equivalent with the price drop), as well as the recently available free The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition is with actual new content, it does not cloud the fact that the system still lacks killer AAA titles from anyone.

Due to a lack of worthy 3DS software currently in store, I have been forced to look elsewhere for great modern gaming, and thankfully that role has been fulfilled with titles such as Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Xenoblade Chronicles at the moment.

The lazy remakes of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D and Star Fox 64 3D are ignored by me, not only because I played these about 12 years ago already, but most of all because there is no thrilling new content for us to experience. Seriously, if only Nintendo did the same procedure as they did with Metroid: Zero Misson or Super Mario 64 DS for example, then a lot more people would be willing to rebuy a part of their childhood games.

Promising future titles have been hinted and hyped at since E3 2010, and am I the only one that notices this? I know that they are coming, and it's good that we have been up to date with many of them, but it has been annoying me that because there is nothing worthy to play on the 3DS at the moment, I have been reading news for the same titles for far too long.

Finally, in the next month, Nintendo comes out with Super Mario Land 3D, which will be much needed in order for me to fire up my 3DS with pride once again. After that, Mario Kart 7 is next in December, and recently it has been announced by Capcom that Resident Evil: Revelations will be in Europe on January the 27th.

Good things are coming, but the wait has been long. And as for the Wii U, well, Nintendo said that the year 2011 was mainly for the 3DS, and that next year it will be focusing on their latest console. So, in a fair way, I don't have anything to add towards that system, as the news has been scarce about it anyway.

So yes, I know that Nintendo has nothing to be afraid of from whining people like me, but still, it doesn't hurt to give out comments once in a while for one of the most beloved companies out there in recent times. And Nintendo knows what they are doing. They have a gigantic schedule of different responsibilities and promises to make towards different kinds of gamer groups, and it takes time to please everyone.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

The only reason this short but to the point review took a while for me personally because I wanted to "have Deus Ex". That means that I agreed on beating hard mode and boy does it live up to its name, being much more difficult than the original game.

A very well developed prequel to the original, Human Revolution is delightful in the sense that it carries over mature themes like the original, and improves on it by being more graphic, intellectual and making more sense. Implementing better graphics, inserting a new communication manipulation system as well as a well thought out hacking mini game and being more difficult than the first game creates a new entry for the franchise that can easily stand on both feet by it's own.

The 3 reasons why this gets a slightly lower score than it's future sequel is that first of all, the original is a longer game. Secondly, the soundtrack is superior there as well, and finally, the boss fights in this game are uninspiring, wrongfully designed and painfully annoying. The ones in the original were quite obnoxious and even odd for boss battle standards, but they aren’t as bad as the ones in here.


We have seen augmentations before, but perhaps not as polished or balanced as the ones in here. Everytime you would obtain enough experience points, or collect a praxis, you would be able to upgrade one of your inner systems by the use of augmentations. Pretty much all of the upgrades are useful by their own, but do know what kind of playstyle you will be going. If you are going all rambo on the enemies, do not consider to use your scarce upgrades into hacking skills.

Once again does the game end with you choosing for a faction or a “truth” to enter the world. The voice acting and dialogue by the way were marvelous to read and the music was impressive and fitting. The multipath system is still intact, which is good. A minor concern is that the A.I. isn’t the most intelligent, but other than that, Human Revolution will most likely surprise you with its content and eye for details.

If you are looking for a first person shooter with way more to offer than just killing everything on sight, Human Revolution would be a good start, with it's interesting storyline about ethics, prosthetics, conspiracy theories and the evolution of man and machine.


Rating: 8.4

Monday, September 19, 2011

Humanity is Selfish

I was in the mood of craving wisdom, therefore I will give out a few thoughts drifting the mind:

-Mankind is too busy developing their own lives.

-Even the most social person does this in order to satisfy their own ego.

-Terrestrial life is a fact, but is it not almost probable that aliens exist out there?

-Actual relationships embody desire and the involved love thy partners, but their feelings are in reality experienced by themselves.

-We pursue our needs in the name of the self.

-Mutual interests are of course true, but first and foremost the beneficiary is individual.

Concisely, humanity is quite selfish.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

My Ear Hummering Story

Once, in my teenage years, there was a time when suddenly my right ear began to hum permanently every day. Something was wrong. Usually whenever I had a cold, both of my ears would "close" and render me hearing things to a lesser extent.

Whenever I would sneeze my way out while closing the holes of my nose, my ears would pop up and "open", allowing me to hear things normally once again. I quickly felt that this wasn't exactly normal either whenever feeling sick, and upon questioning others about it, I have heard mixed reviews about it.

But this time was different. My right ear that constantly was humming, would not stop, ever, for whole days. The effect isn't quite the same as whenever someone stays around a very loud discotheque for too long, or if a loud explosion happened close by. Sure, our ears would make a high beeping sound then, temporarily, but my hummering was easily and arguably worse.

The only explanation I can give of the sound and the feeling is a constant continuation of  hearing "vr/zoom, vr/zoom, vr/zoom, vr/zoom" , each part counting for one second, and at times, especially whenever I was training or being busy with Kenpo Karate, my right ear would go "VR/ZOOM, VR/ZOOM, VR/ZOOM, VR/ZOOM", hindering me hideously while my teachers where speaking to the groups.

Worst of all was when I would go to my bed, and I tried to sleep, while this hummering never stopped. This, in particular, happened for a full year in my life.

Most of this blog post so far has been generally speaking over a course of roughly 3 years. I would also like to say that occasionally it would be my left ear instead of my right one going crazy. But now, let's get further with my story.

After checking with a doctor specializing into throat, nose and ears, he diagnosed that next towards my ears being filthy from inside, in my right ear, a small bone was missing. A crucial one that potentially could had caused this unexpected sudden hummering.

As my ears where getting tested, it came to be known that my left ear hears better than my right, 70 percent towards 40 to be more precise. That was quite a revelation considering the huge difference towards them.

Then it was decided to perform a surgery on the right ear. Now I don't really remember the exact time periods and dates, but let me tell you the results after the surgery; The small bone that was missing(I think it was the hammer bone) got replaced by a dummy replicating it, both of my ears got cleaned and nothing else unusual was found. My hummering was completely gone, And I was happy to acknowledge and feel that.

Fast forward to about six months later, the buzzing effect returned in my right ear. What a surprise. I went to the hospital once again, but this time, my doctor got replaced by another one with the same specialty. What I remember from this doctor is that he usually said upon each visit that my ears looked beautiful plus clean, and that nothing was wrong with them. However, my incident was not gone, so me and my parents pressured him into getting with a solution.

I think that I got some kind of earspray first for a couple of months, with no good results. The buzzing continued to happen, most of the time in my right ear, but never at the same time for both ones. After visiting the doctor for another time, my second surgery was decided. This time, another thoroughly search through both ears and the so called middle ear would once again happen.

The results were that my ears got cleaned, again, my dummy ear was still working properly and nothing else was found. Surprisingly, my hummering was gone once again, and the doctor then said that time would be needed for the right ear to recover fully.

Fast forward to another five or six months, it returned, again. This time I was getting mad and worried. I mentioned before that I once experienced this painful and annoying occurence for a full year once. This was that period, while I regularily had new visits with my second doctor.

And every time, he always said that my ears were clean, beautiful and working correctly, and whenever I spoke of my pain, time to recover would be the answer according to him.

After visiting him like 5 times in a full year, I decided to suggest getting a second opinion of my original doctor that also still worked at the hospital. And upon getting tested by him for my ears, I shockingly heard that my ears weren't working properly at all. I don't remember the exact details, but if my ears would not get a third surgery in a short period, my hearing would damage further and lower down even more.

Without further delay, a fast surgery came and went, while I was also mad at the other doctor now, claiming that nothing was wrong with my ears in a dangerous way. Finally, the results were truly satisfying, and a twist happened. My dummy ear got removed while the ORIGINAL hammer bone got found in my right ear, some part of my body that never got spotted in my first two surgeries. Amazingly, the doctors were able to relocate the bone to its original position, restoring some kind of connection with the Tympanic Membrane (the ear drum) amongst other parts of the right ear, which finally removed the hummering.

It only returns in a minor state whenever I feel sick involving the ears and the nose, but that only happens for a maximum of three days at most. I'm really glad that for the rest of my life, it is gone now. Now only if my actual hearing could be improved in a medical way, then a whole new world would open for me.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Angst


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A grim and pitiful look into a serial killer’s life, Angst features unusual camera angles which was nice to see. Story is pretty much about the life of a serial killer, like Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer(1986) or Man Bites Dog(1992). With a German voiceover narrating the story, pretty much everything was explained, and the killer’s reason for killing seemed to be consistent. 


He was abused a lot as a child, he did not want to be ever alone and creating fear is what excited him the most. After his release, he wanders around, looking for a new start not for a new life, but for the same old; that of killing people. In this case, he coincidentally targets a group of which they remind him of his family. This long scene is very well done with the camera while the narrator, the psychopath himself, narrated more about his sad past.
 
The serial killer’s actions looked like a novice, but eventually he succeeded in tying them up. The handicapped son ends up in a bath of water, the mother is strangled and gets an overdose of her pills and the pretty daughter is brutally knifed to death and on top of that, the killer literally slurps her blood out of her neck. The music was dark and Angst was a disturbing movie in overall, highly recommended for those looking for a genuine murder act. Almost authentic.


The ending is kind of ironic, how he walks into that café once again and the same people stare at him and his clothes. The fundamental emotion known as fear will always be one of the most fascinating things to ponder about.

Rating: 7.5