Sequel towards the worst movie I have seen yet. And I am only watching it because I wanted to see how the quality would be handled this time and I also seriously laughed throughout the first Birdemic once the actual birds appeared.
This time, I'm not even gonna review it properly, I will simply point out the exact stuff that was either wrong, terrible or weird, or all of those at the same time:
-The opening scene where the new guy is walking drags forever, much like the opening car scene in the original.
-Trademarks are all censored, including license plates and sometimes random people. But Heineken still makes it in?
-Unrealistic acting during countless scenes, where the cast is either emotional absent or mentally retarded, or they act completely inappropiate, such as not taking the birds seriously and changing the subject to random horror movies.
-Pointless scenes such as looking at a parking lot for like 15 seconds and NOTHING happens, or the very end when the birds minimize away VERY SLOWLY, like a full minute, before the credits roll.
-Sweeping "grandfather clock" camera shots are back, creating some very obnoxious moments such as the restaurant scene or the fund raising scene.
-After the ridiculous sex scene involving cave men and birds attacking them, I spotted a dude just walking around in the park wearing a white tshirt that these characters were pasted into being depicted as a flashback.
That white spot in the background is some random guy.
-The dancing scene drags on forever and focused way too much on the singer.
-Over the top violence returns, this time with karate kicks, shotguns and umbrella's added in to make the unrealistic birds respond even more over the top.
-The coat hangers return to retaliate the birds away, probably used as a trademark. Still can't believe I saw this happen for the second time.
-The birds themselves are only improved in a very minor way by the sounds they are making, everything else is pretty much still the same. Still many suiciding birds, birds splitting into two, looping motion gif animation birds and more crappy birds.
-The ambulance scene was terrible, first of all, it was pasted in, second of all, it does not drive onto the road ahead, instead, it CRASHES into the woods. This is however never shown afterwards.
-Returning characters including the faggot guy and the dumb girl, the predictable mother, the tree hugger and the bird expert, pretty much retained their exact roles and none of them grew smarter, still blaming global warming and not knowing how to act normally.
-During the more regular but still abnormal kissing scene, in the mirror, I could clearly see a crewmember, CLEARLY.
Dat crewmember.
-The jellyfish attack scene...just speechless.
-Zombies rising out from their graves really weared all those clothes under the ground?
-Bad transition scenes, bad editing, a few sounds fading away, some moments when actors did their sentences and then then just look at each other and a cinema scene where some of the people inside were laughing at the attack of the birds.
-During the many terrible action scenes, there is one thing that strikes me as even more worthless than that or the birds; the infinite ammo that one of the main guys was using with the pistol! I never saw him reload.
-The countless confirmations that someone is dead. At one time during the same scene, three people mentioned the exact same line of "He's dead."
Birdemic II: The Resurrection is a total mess, but easily belongs in the category to make fun of. There are certainly other things I missed the first time to point out their nonsense(Or there is way too much to point out), but I am sure that I will give both movies a rerun with mates so that we can laugh at them together.
Rating: 1.0
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